"[My mother] had a mysterious attitude towards the begetting of children; it wasn’t that she couldn’t do it, more that she didn’t want to do it. She was very bitter about the Virgin Mary getting there first."
Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, by Jeanette Winterson, a very good book indeed.
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I am not endorsing this. I am also not telling you that the script referred to in this article doesn’t seem to be needed anymore - you click the link provided for it but instead of installing a script, you then click the international Netflix site you want. But I didn’t tell you that.
- Supermarket Clerk: Hi, how are you?
- Me: Well, I'm buying wine and Cheetos...
"Napoleone is melancholic and disordered, and wishes now for the matters with your ladyship to be remedied not only with property but with blood itself."
Damn, Orsini, chill out, lock yourself in your bedroom with some Type O Negative and a bottle of merlot, write some bad poetry maybe.
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
GIVE ME 1000.
"The 1518 Bracciano inventory shows that the seventeen year old Napoleone’s bedroom was decorated entirely in black."
The Pope’s Daughter by Caroline P. Murphy, confirming that sullen Goth teenagers have been a force of nature since at least the 16th Century.
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.